February 2012
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jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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blah blah blah
unknowablewoman:
I’ve been in the “mental hospital” several times and I can assure you I never ran into anybody like Rick Santorum. People struggling with mental illness are usually too preoccupied with survival and getting well to organize widespread, racist, bigoted campaigns to topple the entire fucking country.
Look, I’m not going to jump on people for using “crazy” as an intensifier or...
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Thanks to my chest dysphoria, here's my chip-in. →
ceasesilence:
I understand if you can’t donate, but please signal boost for me.
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On the elusive "nice guy"
ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
take note please
invisiblelad:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
loser-guy:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
invisiblelad:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
loser-guy:
My dash is covered with an insane amount of dudes coming on females this morning. WTF?
IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD!!
Mine has an inordinate amount of crotch hardness. What is it, a school holiday?
Just a typical Monday. How else are people suppose to lift their spirits...
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whos-scruffy-looking:
the internet is a scary place sometimes
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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loser-guy replied to your post: What am I suppose to do?
Damn thing jumps a five foot fence to get BACK in our yard. Not much we can do.
Well, hopefully she will be going to Happy Valley today like the guy said, but Tammy said that she has found her way back from there before. We’ll see I guess.
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illwait-foryou:
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sexualizing mental illness and all that jazz
desliz:
So Angelina was clearly not sober at the Oscars, and tbh between presenting and Brad being nominated, it really doesn’t surprise me that she felt the the need to loosen up and overestimated what she’d need to do so. But I keep seeing this comments about people hoping that “crazy Angie” is back, and it weirds me out to no end. You mean, crazy Angie who was always spilling her guts about...
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kaitocain asked: Have you confronted the dog's owners about the situation? Otherwise, I would call around to see if there are any decent rescue shelters around, or if there is anyone who may want the dog.
loser-guy:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
invisiblelad:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
loser-guy:
My dash is covered with an insane amount of dudes coming on females this morning. WTF?
IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD!!
Mine has an inordinate amount of crotch hardness. What is it, a school holiday?
Just a typical Monday. How else are people suppose to lift their spirits on the shittiest day of the week?
A...
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What am I suppose to do?
So, one of our neighbors are watching a dog for a friend of theirs, and she keeps getting out of their back yard where they keep her all the time. The night before last she spent the night at someone’s house on the next street over, and because the neighbors weren’t home when she was brought back, she spent the night here last night.
She had a blast playing with the kids yesterday,...
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invisiblelad:
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
loser-guy:
My dash is covered with an insane amount of dudes coming on females this morning. WTF?
IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD!!
Mine has an inordinate amount of crotch hardness. What is it, a school holiday?
Just a typical Monday. How else are people suppose to lift their spirits on the shittiest day of the week?
loser-guy:
My dash is covered with an insane amount of dudes coming on females this morning. WTF?
IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD!!
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Since YouTube is now censoring "offensive" videos,...
